If you are not doing Extra Dirty, you should be doing THIS come Sunday night. Bad Dog, already one of the dirtiest collections of woofy little perverts is turning 10 and going X-Rated:
‘Phwooar! FXXk me!! Bad Dog’s cumming of age! Ten years on from our very first party in 2000, we’re celebrating a decade’s worth of neighbourhood debauchery, we just love those big round figures. Of course it’s gonna be X Rated! Strictly for adults only! All our old roots, rough trade, fresh meet, clapped out slappers, two bit hookers and stage door johnnies are invited along for a night of hot n’ heavy social intercourse celebrating our unique Sydney institution.
Gettin’ you in the mood for lerve will be those lovers of throbbing group action, BeX DraXXon, Xteve XoniuX, AXXabelle GaspaX and BiXX CoXsiX, ably assisted by our sonic master, KeXin DavidsoX, the proud owner of the biggest and tightest bottom end in the business. Ooh-er, I say! A host of our collaborators, past and present will be on hand on to titillate your senses and tweak your peccadilloes; Vandal, Jade and Martin Puschel amongst many other likely lookers. And for all you exhibitionists itching to show it off, John Boy and Joy will be there to capture you in all your glory in their photo-booth of ill repute. Get ready for your money shot.
A smooth entry is guaranteed for just $40 + booking fee. Tickets can be procured from Spank (tee-hee!) Records, 395 Bourke St, Darlo (online at http://www.spankrecords.com.au/ticketing/TicketDetail.aspx?id=49816 ), Salon, 10A Fitzroy Place, Surry Hills and So Music, 183 King St, Newtown. There’ll also be some available at the door on the night for $50. Get in early or you could well find yourself trading blowies for tix in the car park.’
We’ve bought our tix, and so the only question now is what (not) to wear. Less is more, right? Now, where did I put that bondage tape and my leather jock strap?